Welcome Home

Hola boys and girls. I just wanted to welcome you all to my little corner of the internet. As a recently (well, 3 months ago) unemployed bartender and super-sexy-genius, I have found myself bored, jobless, and staying in my parents basement. Now while this may sound like a barrel of monkeys to some, I think it sucks.

So, rather than mope about the house and bitch to my friend Sokly (who's also unemployed and living at home) about how much better life would be with a job, girlfriend, car, and apartment, I've decided to get proactive. No, not the acne cream amigos. I'm talking about using my skills, brains, charm (wink wink), and sometimes ill-gotten connections to make some dough and lift myself back to glory.

Here's the problem. How to do it. My mission is to somehow, someway, use this website to make money. Can't be done, you say. I think different. I just haven't figured it out yet. Porno would be the quickest option, but alas, I don't have the resources or damaged childhood to pull that one off. Besides, I'm not actually a super-sexy-genious.

Instead I'm going to write about what I'm thinking about, seeing, and doing on a daily basis. I've also got some good stuff from the old Linwood days to recolect. So mouseketeers, put on your laughing caps and come wallow with me in a sea of insensitivity, sexual inuendo, way too many commas and parenthesis, and middle-school level editing. It's time to turn my Bachelor's Degree into some cheddar (that's cash for anyone over 40).

Aloha